chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via odd-abby)

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

(via brattybmarie)

maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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